“It is a well-known but curious fact that the first bite of an apple always tastes the best, which is why the heroine of a tumblr much more suitable to read than this one spends an entire afternoon eating the first bite of a bushel of apples.”
“Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, ooh, pink dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.”