maorinette

Melissa’s email to me:

“I just measured my plant.  it is taller than it was on 3/4.  I am making marks on my filing cabinet like the plant was my child.  so sad.  i walk around with my plant and leave it by the windows for sun light.”

Office life.

itsallinmyhead:

i’m using a program at work that takes about 5 minutes to update each transaction.  i have about 100 transactions.  awesome!

while i do this, how about you tell me 2 strange or funny things about yourself?  reblog or put it in my comments.  thanks for playing.  go go go.

1.  i sucked my right thumb until i was 8 and this is how i learned my right from my left.  every time i have to give someone directions i still have to think of what thumb i sucked.

2.  i wish i could dance like the girls on america’s best dance crew.  i would bust out moves everywhere i went.

1. When I was little, I would never pee with gum in my mouth. I thought that the gum would be sucked through my system like a seat on a water park ride and end up in the toilet. I still avoid it.

2. I love to name things.

If i could pee money i would. Even if it meant sticking my hands in the toilet to get it out, it would be worth it.
But i’d probably just pee in my wallet and save myself the hassle.

itsallinmyhead:

i clearly remember walking into my kindergarten classroom on st. patrick’s day and being amazed that a leprechaun had visited. he left each of us a penny and there was proof it was a leprechaun; little footprints all over the classroom and a patch of his clothing!  this left such an impact on me, for the next 2 or 3 years i always had 3 wishes ready in case a leprechaun magically appeared.

Yay! When I was a preschool teacher, we staged a similar visit. When the kids were in the gym we made green footprints and sprinkled green glitter all over the classroom. Bruno had brought in a batch of cupcakes that he had made with his mother, and the sneaky little leprechaun had taken a bite of one of the cupcakes. When the kids returned they were dumbstruck! Especially Bruno who couldn’t speak for ten minutes and Abby who claimed that the cupcake that the leprechaun had taken a bite of was the one that would have been hers.

I’m not dead.

itsallinmyhead:

maorinette:

I drank, like, 2 and half gallons of milk this morning. Maybe we’re about to evolve.

yup - evolve into fat girls.

ha! I can’t wait!

I drank, like, 2 and half gallons of milk this morning. Maybe we’re about to evolve.