December 2009
Me and Nipples, not so hot.
Nipples the cat had her eyeball scratched by my cat. I have a strained hamstring and now am home and not at work, and not earning the last of my pre layoff hours. Alas. I am not sick. I’ll try to be useful to myself and work on wallpaper. As soon as I take these prescribed medicines, I will try to find a way to sprawl on the floor over my roommate’s lightbox (mine is much too small and...
Watchillustrativo: Lois van Baarle
This snow is takin' it's sweet damned time gettin'...
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It’s here! My brooklyn tree has a dusting and the birds are cold! Time to go feed them nachos!
If the Genome Were A Book...
maxistentialist:
If the human genome were a book:
There would be 23 chapters called chromosomes
Each chapter contains several thousand stories called genes
Each story is made of up paragraphs, called exons, which are interrupted by advertisements called introns
Each paragraph is made up of words, called codons
Each word is written in letters called bases
There are one billion words in...
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Alice in Wonderland trailer…it looks incredibly creepy. and awesome.
Red Queen: “I need a pig here!…I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.”
Mad Hatter starts laughing.
R.Q: “Stop that.”
I’m ready for this!
For those of you who know the story...
and for those of you who don’t. My cat is a jerk. On Friday last he injured my roommate’s cat (pictured here) and now she has to wear this cone. Poor kitty. I am seriously thinking of just buying a cone for my jerk cat (Lyle) because kitty cones are (HILARIOUS) and safer for Nipples (again, pictured here.)
((These cats are usually separated, but my other cat, Mugly, star of this movie...
A conversation.
GLUE: Can I call you a name?
RUBBER: I'd advise against it.
i wish i had cake.
the end.